With its distinctive camouflage design, inspired by the patterns used to conceal WW1 ships and confuse the enemy, Dazzle is the perfect place to hide away from it all.
The ship theme continues throughout, with a gangplank walkway, rooftop funnels, yacht deck floors and a central glass spine, leading your eye out towards a prow-shaped deck and a slender alder tree.
The fully equipped kitchen opens onto the rear deck, with its hot tub and cargo net daybed, suspended above the stream and beneath an oak canopy. With your own hot tub, barbecue and pizza oven, you really can embrace all things al fresco.
Inside, a wood-burning stove sits between the sitting room and bedroom, while an ensuite shower room (with proper flushing loo) completes the luxury treetop hideout.
The design was a collaboration between Guy Mallinson and Keith Brownlie of BEaM, and built entirely by Guy and his team of highly skilled wood craftsmen.
Price for 2 adults: £990 for two weeknights, £1485 for weekends (Fri 4pm-Mon 10am)